Well...

I am home now. 2nd day of unemployment and BOY does it suck. We should be out of money - completely out - by the end of the week. Strap in everybody, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!

The Captain is aware that some of you might be worried about him as he has not blogged in quite a long while. NEVER FEAR. The Captain is not dead. He is merely clinically depressed at the prospect of unemployment. He will not, however, be performing any drastic acts as he is still quite smitten by the fair Kimberly and she has assured him that she has no intentions of abandoning ship even if he is demoted from Captain to cabin boy. Thank God for good wives.

Pray for us...

The Captain

I danced in the morning when the world was young
I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun
I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth
At Bethlehem I had my birth
Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said He
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said He

The Lord of the Dance (Traditional English carol)

Found this on a Buddy and Julie discussion page. Thought some of my buddies might a kick out of it:

On the first day God created the twang and the Lord heard the twang and saw that it was good and said let there be Telecasters!!

And on the second day He created the Deluxe Reverb, and thus
a beautiful twang was heard throughout the heavens and earth below.

And the man loved the Telecaster and small combo amp that the Lord had provided. And the Lord told the man "go forth and enjoy the Deluxe's built-in reverb and tremolo effects" but commanded the man to stay away from Guitar Center especially the stomp box counter saying on the day that you enter therein thy tone will suffer.

But the man entered into Guitar Center where the serpent at the stompbox counter showed the man a small, orange compressor and the man placed the device between the guitar and the amplifier the Lord had provided and saw that his tone was mysteriously enhanced. But his eyes were now opened to other strange devices on display and the man began to lust after the bright colored boxes.

And the Lord was angered by the man's blasphemy and said to the man "because you were not satisfied with my gifts you shall toil in the fields in vain to satisfy your gear lust". And to the serpent the Lord said "because you have tempted the man and corrupted his signal chain you will suffer spending the rest your days locked inside Guitar Center listening to adolecent boys trying to play Metallica riffs at ear shattering volume".

The new trailer for "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" is out. It gives me goosebumps. Man I love these movies. I imagine that George Lucas is ashamed of himself.